mythological creature AUs

haimaee:

• “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
  
• “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
  
• “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
  
• “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
  
• “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU (this one is bellarke as fuck though someone write it for me please!) (also dragons tend to like kidnap princesses and put them in their towers?? which is basically bellamy just wanted to be all monogamous and shit with clarke okay?? that’s how he shows affection it’s just a biological thing oh my god)
  
• “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
  
• “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
  

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

smurflewis:

gaysfinest:

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

hermioneeowynp:

tenderpotter:

susanpevnesie:

okay so the only Harry Potter i accept is Indian Harry Potter but imagine this:

Biracial Harry. James is South Indian and Lily is white. As Harry is practically identical to James, he still looks very Indian.

The Dursleys are a white family and Harry is the one brown child.

So can you imagine, on top of the abuse and neglect he experiences in the Dursley household, tiny baby Harry also has to deal with people telling him “the Dursleys must be so nice to take you in” and “you know they’re not your REAL family” and “did your parents not want you?”

So growing up, Harry doesn’t know whether or not he could actually feel bitter towards the Dursleys because, well, they took someone like him in.

#yes basically this is it this is the canon #look at this post #look at it with your eyes #harry being brown but not knowing what he is for a long time bc the dursleys dont speak of his parents #so he just knows he’s Other and its a while before he even knows his dad is desi #and to harry indian is Bad because vernon says it in a Bad Tone of Voice #but like? the indian population is p large in britian so he sees others who look like him #and he wonders abt them and their culture because he knows nothing about it #and he just. feels really isolated and drifting #and then harry has to deal with internalized racism on top of his guilt complex and hero complex and ptsd and trauma and etc etc etc#but yeah like indian harry who isnt allowed to sit in on family portraits because he ruins their suburban pasty aesthetic #harry who meets the patil twins and feels really inferior bc he doesnt know anything about the culture at all and they know everything #parvati mentioning some cultural traditions to him so he knows at least something #harry getting that album of his parents lives from hagrid and half of it is the potters in traditional indian clothes #harry learning about who he is both as a wizard and an indian!! #harry still standing out among the pale red headed weasleys which sucks but at least he has poc hermione to commiserate with #speaking of which hermione taking on race issues and educating harry about all the internalized racism and microaggressions he grew up with #listen. #desi harry potter. #its everything. (x)

I have seen several racebent headcanons (though technically, there is nothing in the books to say Harry is white), but this is brilliant.

queerandsevere:

drakebarmitzvah:

i don’t know if straight people are fully aware of this, but literally the only, the only, function of including “allies” is to provide a cover for those LGBTQ+ people who are not out. that is it. that the purpose of “allies.” if you see “allies included!” or anything like that, the message is inclusion of those who, for whatever reason, cannot be out. it is not for straight people.

I legitimately did not know this.